Literally, I just shit my pants.
Was there blue in that waffle?
Never make eye contact while eating a bannana.
If you have to smell it, it probably dirty.
Yes, the man thong was a good idea.
Nature is one big orgy.
Nature is where I wanna be.
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Where the pool water is ratchet, and all the babes smoke weed.
Colorado is the sellout of Oregon, with less snow..
Woods nobody really cares about Oregon besides pussies
Who can still go shred right now. Oh yeah, me, not you. Pussy
I can shred right now in Colorado…. Until at least June.
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Asperatus Clouds Over New Zealand
Image Credit & Copyright: Witta Priester
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