Pants Pooping Required

Literally, I just shit my pants.
Was there blue in that waffle?
Never make eye contact while eating a bannana.
If you have to smell it, it probably dirty.
Yes, the man thong was a good idea.
Nature is one big orgy.
Nature is where I wanna be.

September 29, 2014 10:54 pm
iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via mustlovesnow)

10:54 pm 10:52 pm April 13, 2014 2:51 pm
carah0lic:

Cara Delevingne at Coachella Music Festival 2014

carah0lic:

Cara Delevingne at Coachella Music Festival 2014

(via vs-angelwings)

2:50 pm 2:46 pm

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

(via thewastedgeneration)

April 9, 2014 2:47 pm

foxxxynegrodamus:

youbetternotbringyokids:

thanoblesavage:

Oakland Teen Akintunde Ahmad Has 5.0 GPA, Scores 2100 On SAT, Accepted Into Ivy League Schools

This is so beautiful. I love how he isn’t some geek nigga. I like how he mentions that people don’t believe him because of how he dresses but he doesn’t let it dictate his appearance

BLACK EXCELLENCE.

LOOK AT MY FUCKING SON.

LOOK AT MY SON.

(Source: darvinasafo, via thewastedgeneration)

2:44 pm 2:40 pm 2:37 pm